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Finished with genuine VELCRO® Brand hook backing and proudly made in the USA, it's a fun addition to any morale patch collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach patch is precision engraved on synthetic leather with sharp detail, bold detail, and a low-profile tactical design that looks right at home on duty gear, range kits, first responder equipment, military loadouts, work bags, or casual everyday setups. From subdued tactical styles to colored variants and patriotic designs, every patch is built with the same attention to detail and made to hold up through real-world use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe permanently attached hook backing makes installation fast and secure on any loop-compatible surface and uses a heat activated adhesive for a smooth, zero-stitch, finish. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to swap between setups, these patches are designed for collectors, law enforcement, military personnel, firefighters, EMS, dispatchers, corrections, security, and anyone who takes pride in what their patch represents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2\" x 3\" standard morale patch format\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Synthetic PU Material (PVC patch feel)\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Laser engraved within a 0.04mm tolerance\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individually packaged\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Proudly made in Knoxville, TN\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eWarranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed against manufacturing defects\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCompatible With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Plate carriers\u003cbr\u003e• Chest rigs\u003cbr\u003e• Range bags\u003cbr\u003e• Hats \u0026amp; jackets\u003cbr\u003e• Headliners\u003cbr\u003e• Backpacks \u0026amp; EDC gear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/5556\/1647\/files\/062a9151-3f94-4f9d-b958-85450a080952.png?v=1779840621\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Gray\/Black","offer_id":46570901700783,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal\/Black","offer_id":46570901766319,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive\/Black","offer_id":46570901635247,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Desert Tan\/Brown","offer_id":46570901668015,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Topaz\/Black","offer_id":46570901504175,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam\/Black","offer_id":46570901602479,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue\/Black","offer_id":46570901897391,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange\/Black","offer_id":46570901864623,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green\/Black","offer_id":46570901536943,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red\/Black","offer_id":46570901569711,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink\/Black","offer_id":46570901831855,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple\/Black","offer_id":46570901733551,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow\/Black","offer_id":46570901930159,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Walnut\/Black","offer_id":46570901799087,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/5556\/1647\/files\/Johnny5Gray_474f51d7-965f-4eea-a98e-cdc89192eaa9.png?v=1781710408","url":"https:\/\/jekservicesco.com\/products\/hey-laser-lips-morale-patch","provider":"JEK Services Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}