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Featuring a clean olive background with bold lettering and directional arrow, it's the perfect conversation starter for anyone who enjoys dry wit and timeless comedy references.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eMade from durable synthetic material with precision laser engraving and genuine VELCRO® hook backing, this patch is ideal for backpacks, range bags, jackets, headliners, and everyday carry gear. Whether you're adding to your patch collection or searching for a unique gift for a fellow comedy fan, this patch offers a fun and understated way to show off your sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"741\" data-start=\"318\"\u003eEach patch is precision engraved on synthetic leather with sharp detail, bold detail, and a low-profile tactical design that looks right at home on duty gear, range kits, first responder equipment, military loadouts, work bags, or casual everyday setups. From subdued tactical styles to color variants and patriotic designs, every patch is built with the same attention to detail and made to hold up through real-world use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"743\"\u003eThe permanently attached hook backing makes installation fast and secure on any loop-compatible surface and uses a heat activated adhesive for a smooth, zero-stitch, finish. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to swap between setups, these patches are designed for collectors, law enforcement, military personnel, firefighters, EMS, dispatchers, corrections, security, and anyone who takes pride in what the flag represents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1dqbs77\" data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"803\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2\" x 3\" standard morale patch format\u003cbr data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"495\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Synthetic PU Material (PVC patch feel)\u003cbr data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"545\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent hook side Velcro backing\u003cbr data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Laser engraved within a 0.04mm tolerance\u003cbr data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"654\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individually packaged\u003cbr data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"713\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Proudly made in Knoxville, TN\u003cbr data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"749\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eWarranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed against manufacturing defects\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"w2eo3m\" data-start=\"805\" data-end=\"824\"\u003eCompatible With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"932\"\u003e• Plate carriers\u003cbr data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e• Chest rigs\u003cbr data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"859\"\u003e• Range bags\u003cbr data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e• Hats \u0026amp; jackets\u003cbr data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"893\"\u003e• Headliners\u003cbr data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"908\"\u003e• Backpacks \u0026amp; EDC gear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"932\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1253\" data-start=\"1039\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/5556\/1647\/files\/062a9151-3f94-4f9d-b958-85450a080952.png?v=1779840621\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Orange\/Black","offer_id":46812290318511,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green\/Black","offer_id":46812290351279,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red\/Black","offer_id":46812290384047,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black","offer_id":46812325380271,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver Carbon Fiber \/ Black","offer_id":46812290416815,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive\/Black","offer_id":46812290449583,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Desert Tan\/Brown","offer_id":46812290482351,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray\/Black","offer_id":46812290515119,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal\/Black","offer_id":46812290547887,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Walnut\/Black","offer_id":46812290580655,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink\/Black","offer_id":46812290613423,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple\/Black","offer_id":46812290646191,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Topaz\/Black","offer_id":46812290285743,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam\/Black","offer_id":46812290711727,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue\/Black","offer_id":46812290744495,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow\/Black","offer_id":46812290777263,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black\/Silver","offer_id":46812290810031,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue\/Silver","offer_id":46812321874095,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black\/Copper","offer_id":46812290678959,"sku":null,"price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/5556\/1647\/files\/SausageOrange_a10f4a3a-e9a0-46c8-9837-96baab924d21.png?v=1781479589","url":"https:\/\/jekservicesco.com\/products\/may-i-suggest-the-sausage-funny-morale-patch","provider":"JEK Services Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}