{"product_id":"my-wife-beats-me-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro®-brand-hook-backing","title":"My Wife Beats Me Funny Morale Patch, 2x3\" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"LR5Y_W_content markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome relationship jokes come with a little more risk than others. The “My Wife Beats Me” embroidered morale patch delivers its punchline with a deadpan, straight-faced layout that makes the wording impossible to miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch uses a black and white color palette with bold lettering arranged in a simple stacked design. The clean presentation gives it the look of a serious statement at first glance, which only adds to the sarcastic humor once someone actually reads it. There are no unnecessary graphics or distractions, just the phrase front and center.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around relationship humor, sarcastic sayings, inappropriate jokes, and patches designed to get an immediate reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply \u0026amp; Printing. Short, blunt, and guaranteed to create at least one awkward double take.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50518519087279,"sku":null,"price":8.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/5556\/1647\/files\/My_Wife_Beats_Me_Morale_Patch.png?v=1790050118","url":"https:\/\/jekservicesco.com\/products\/my-wife-beats-me-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro%c2%ae-brand-hook-backing","provider":"JEK Services Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}