Squirrel, Chicken of the Trees Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

A squirrel has finally received the title nobody knew it needed: “Chicken of the Trees.” This funny embroidered morale patch turns an ordinary woodland animal into a ridiculous nickname with just the right amount of deadpan humor.

Measuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular patch features a brown squirrel graphic on a black background with bright blue lettering. The simple illustrated design keeps the squirrel easy to recognize while the stacked “Chicken of the Trees” wording gives the patch its punchline. The mix of brown, blue, and black creates a distinctive look that stands out from typical text-only morale patches.

The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for easy attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around animal humor, outdoor-themed designs, sarcastic sayings, and patches that make people stop and read them twice.

Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. Equal parts woodland wisdom and questionable classification, this squirrel is officially poultry now.