There are warnings, and then there are warnings that make you read them twice. The “Violators Will Be Prostituted To The Fullest Extent Of The Law” embroidered morale patch takes the familiar tone of a serious notice and sends it completely off the rails with an intentionally absurd punchline.
Measuring 2 x 3.5 inches, this rectangular morale patch features white and red lettering on a black background, with the word “PROSTITUTED” emphasized in bold red for maximum comedic effect. The design has the look of an official warning sign at first glance, which only makes the joke hit harder once someone actually reads it.
The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around sarcastic warnings, inappropriate humor, workplace jokes, and patches that get a second look.
Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. Display it wherever a normal “violators will be prosecuted” warning feels a little too predictable.
