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  • A rectangular black patch with red border and red text reading 'GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON'T DIE' attached to tan tactical gear. Text at the bottom says 'VELCRO HOOK BACKING LOOP SIDE SOLD SEPARATELY' and a 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge appears in the lower right.

    Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • A rectangular black Velcro patch with bold text reading 'VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSTITUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW' in white and red lettering, shown attached to tan tactical gear. Text at the bottom notes 'VELCRO HOOK BACKING' and 'LOOP SIDE SOLD SEPARATELY,' with a 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge in the lower right.

    Violators Will Be Prostituted Funny Morale Patch, 2x3.5" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Violators Will Be Prostituted Funny Morale Patch, 2x3.5" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • A rectangular embroidered patch with a yellow background, a black cast-iron skillet, green grass, and the text 'DON'T PUT SOAP ON ME' attached to tan tactical webbing. Text at the bottom reads 'VELCRO HOOK BACKING' and 'LOOP SIDE SOLD SEPARATELY'; a 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge appears in the lower right.

    Don't Put Soap On Me Funny Gadsden Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Put Soap On Me Funny Gadsden Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • A rectangular black patch with the text 'I'M BISEXUAL I'VE HAD SEX TWICE' in red and white lettering, shown attached to tan tactical webbing. A badge at bottom right says 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' and text at bottom left says 'VELCRO Hook Backing Loop Side Sold Separately'.

    I'm Bisexual - I've Had Sex Twice Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    I'm Bisexual - I've Had Sex Twice Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Ludicrous Speed, They've Gone Plaid Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Ludicrous Speed, They've Gone Plaid Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Ludicrous Speed, They've Gone Plaid Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • A rectangular embroidered patch with a black background, red border, red text reading 'OUCH POUCH,' and a white cross symbol in the center, shown attached to tan tactical fabric. Text at the bottom notes VELCRO hook backing and loop side sold separately; a 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge appears in the lower right.

    Ouch Pouch Funny IFAK Med-Kit Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Ouch Pouch Funny IFAK Med-Kit Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • A rectangular embroidered patch with a blue background, red and white text reading '1984 SPONSORED BY AI DATA CENTERS & FLOCK CAMERAS,' shown attached to tan tactical gear. Text at the bottom says 'VELCRO HOOK BACKING' and 'LOOP SIDE SOLD SEPARATELY,' with a 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge in the lower right.

    1984 - Sponsored by AI Data Centers & Flock Cameras Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    1984 - Sponsored by AI Data Centers & Flock Cameras Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • A rectangular black tactical patch with white embroidered text reading 'UNEDUCATED & UNMEDICATED' attached to tan coyote-brown MOLLE webbing. Text at the bottom notes VELCRO hook backing and loop side sold separately, with a small 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge in the lower right.

    Uneducated & Unmedicated Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Uneducated & Unmedicated Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • A rectangular black Velcro patch with raised white text reading 'WORKING HARDLY' mounted on tan tactical gear. Text at the bottom notes 'VELCRO HOOK BACKING' and 'LOOP SIDE SOLD SEPARATELY,' with a 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge in the lower right.

    Working Hardly Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Working Hardly Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • A rectangular black Velcro patch with the phrase “SAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS” in white and red embroidered lettering, shown attached to tan tactical fabric. Text at the bottom notes VELCRO™ Hook Backing and Loop Side Sold Separately; a “Made in Knoxville Tennessee” badge appears in the lower right.

    Say Perhaps To Drugs Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Say Perhaps To Drugs Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • A rectangular black Velcro patch with bright green text reading 'THERE ARE EASIER WAYS LEARN THIS LESSON,' shown attached to tan tactical webbing. Text at the bottom notes 'VELCRO HOOK BACKING' and 'LOOP SIDE SOLD SEPARATELY,' with a 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge in the lower right.

    Hard Life Lessons Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Hard Life Lessons Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • A rectangular black tactical patch with the slogan 'CONFIDENCE THE CAUSE OF EVERY PREVENTABLE MISTAKE' in red and white lettering, shown attached to tan MOLLE webbing. Text at the bottom notes VELCRO hook backing and loop side sold separately, with a Made in Knoxville Tennessee badge.

    Confidence Causes Mistakes Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Confidence Causes Mistakes Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • A rectangular embroidered patch with a blue background and the text 'MY GOVERNOR IS AN IDIOT' in white and red lettering, shown attached to tan tactical gear. Black text at the bottom reads 'VELCRO HOOK BACKING LOOP SIDE SOLD SEPARATELY,' and a 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge appears in the lower right.

    My Governor Is An Idiot Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    My Governor Is An Idiot Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • A rectangular embroidered tactical patch with the text 'IF NOT US THEN WHO' in yellow on a black background with a blue border, shown attached to tan MOLLE webbing. Text at the bottom states 'VELCRO HOOK BACKING' and 'LOOP SIDE SOLD SEPARATELY,' with a 'Made in Knoxville Tennessee' badge in the lower right.

    If Not Us Then Who Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    If Not Us Then Who Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Pardon My French Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Pardon My French Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Pardon My French Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

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  • Tuna Prices Are Too High Funny Cat Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Tuna Prices Are Too High Funny Cat Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Tuna Prices Are Too High Funny Cat Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • You're Not My Real Dad Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    You're Not My Real Dad Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    You're Not My Real Dad Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Beefcake Factory Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Beefcake Factory Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Beefcake Factory Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Become Ungovernable Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Become Ungovernable Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Become Ungovernable Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Built Not Bought Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Built Not Bought Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Built Not Bought Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Take Me Garth Movie Quote Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Take Me Garth Movie Quote Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Take Me Garth Movie Quote Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • I Am Not Wife Material Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    I Am Not Wife Material Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    I Am Not Wife Material Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Go Away Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Go Away Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Go Away Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • Rarely Seen, Widely Misunderstood Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Rarely Seen, Widely Misunderstood Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Rarely Seen, Widely Misunderstood Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • I'm A Ray of Sunshine Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    I'm A Ray of Sunshine Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    I'm A Ray of Sunshine Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Psychotic and Ironic Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Psychotic and Ironic Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Psychotic and Ironic Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Think While It's Still Legal Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Think While It's Still Legal Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Think While It's Still Legal Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • Blame Others For Your Mistakes Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Blame Others For Your Mistakes Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Blame Others For Your Mistakes Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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    Unit price $8.95 each
  • Trophy Husband Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Trophy Husband Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Trophy Husband Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • Game Over Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Game Over Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Game Over Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • Boss B*tch, B*tch Boss Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Boss B*tch, B*tch Boss Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Boss B*tch, B*tch Boss Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • Send Tacos Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Send Tacos Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Send Tacos Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • Don't Narcan Me Bro Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Narcan Me Bro Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Narcan Me Bro Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Regular price $8.95 USD
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  • Lord, Bless These Hands I'm About To Throw Funny Tactical Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Lord, Bless These Hands I'm About To Throw Funny Tactical Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Lord, Bless These Hands I'm About To Throw Funny Tactical Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

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  • Proud To Be An American Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Proud To Be An American Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Proud To Be An American Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

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