• A rectangular embroidered patch with the phrase 'POOP then RUN!!' in gold, white, and brown thread on a black background, placed on a dark textured surface.
  • Poop Then Run embroidered morale patch: reading 'POOP then RUN!!' in white and gold thread on a black background, attached to tan webbing on a coyote brown tactical vest or plate carrier.
  • Poop Then Run embroidered morale patch: hand holding a rectangular black embroidered patch with the text 'POOP then RUN!!' in brown and white lettering, set against a solid orange background.
  • Poop Then Run embroidered morale patch: olive green tactical pouch with a dark navy embroidered patch that reads 'POOP then RUN!!' in white and tan lettering, shown against a simple orange and blue background.
  • Poop Then Run embroidered morale patch: astronaut figurine holding a black rectangular sign that reads 'POOP then RUN!!' in embroidered text, set against an orange background and light gray surface.
  • Poop Then Run embroidered morale patch: with the text 'POOP then RUN!!' on a black background, placed against a warm orange wall and a light blue-gray surface.
  • Poop Then Run embroidered morale patch: black embroidered patch with a brown stitched border, gold lettering, and white lettering on a neutral gray background.
  • Poop Then Run embroidered morale patch: olive green tactical pouch with a front hook-and-loop patch that reads 'POOP then RUN!!' in white and tan lettering, set against a solid orange background.
  • Poop Then Run embroidered morale patch: hand holds a packaged embroidered patch that reads 'POOP then RUN!!' in white and gold on a dark brown background. The patch is sealed in a clear plastic sleeve with a branded JEKSP.
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Poop Then Run Funny Embroidered Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Poop Then Run Funny Embroidered Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

$8.45 USD
$8.45 USD
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Poop Then Run Embroidered Morale Patch

Some plans are complicated. Others are refreshingly simple: poop, then run. This funny embroidered morale patch turns that ridiculous two-step strategy into a blunt little message for anyone who appreciates bathroom humor, questionable priorities, and jokes that require absolutely no explanation.

Measuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch features bold embroidered lettering on a dark background, with “POOP” emphasized across the top and “then RUN!” underneath for the full punchline. The simple layout keeps the design easy to read at a glance while giving the phrase all the room it needs to do the heavy lifting.

The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around crude humor, sarcastic sayings, weird little life mottos, and patches designed to make people stop and laugh.

Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. No complicated instructions. No strategic briefing. Just handle your business and make your exit.

Patch details

  • Size: 2 × 3 inches
  • Type: Embroidered morale patch on heavy duck canvas
  • Backing: VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for compatible loop surfaces
  • Made in: Knoxville, Tennessee, USA

A little personality goes a long way, especially when it's stitched into your gear.

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