Definitely Not Vodka Sticker – Funny Drinking Humor & Sarcastic Vinyl Decal

Everyone knows someone who has a talent for making completely innocent situations sound suspicious. Maybe it's the coworker who provides entirely too much information about something nobody asked. Perhaps it's the friend who insists everything is completely normal while behaving in a way that suggests otherwise. Or maybe it's simply someone who appreciates a good joke that doesn't need an elaborate setup.

That's exactly the kind of humor behind the Definitely Not Vodka sticker.

The statement is technically straightforward, yet its oddly specific wording makes it impossible not to wonder why anyone felt the need to clarify it in the first place. It's the perfect example of deadpan humor: a simple statement that becomes funnier the longer you think about it. Whether you're decorating your favorite tumbler, personal water bottle, laptop, or collection of novelty stickers, this design adds a little personality without taking itself too seriously. Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, funny beverage sayings, minimalist stickers, adult humor, and novelty accessories that are guaranteed to generate a few amused looks.

It also makes a funny little gift for that friend who always has a clever response ready, the coworker with an unusually dry sense of humor, or anyone who enjoys making completely unnecessary clarifications.

Add one to your laptop, insulated tumbler, reusable water bottle, notebook, personal equipment case, or indoor display.

Available in 3-inch, 4-inch, 5-inch, and 6-inch widths, each sticker is printed on waterproof vinyl and finished with a protective high-gloss laminate.

Produced by JEK Supply & Printing in Knoxville, Tennessee.

Because sometimes the best way to avoid unnecessary questions is to provide an extremely specific answer before anyone even asks.

And for the record, it's definitely not vodka.

Product Details

• Design: Definitely Not Vodka – Funny Drinking Humor & Sarcastic Beverage Label
• Available Widths: 3", 4", 5", and 6"
• Shape: Round
• Finish: High-gloss laminated vinyl
• Material: Waterproof vinyl
• Colors: Black and white
• Style: Sarcastic humor, funny drinking sayings, adult humor, minimalist typography, novelty sticker, deadpan humor
• Recommended Use: Indoor applications
• UV Protection: Not UV-rated; avoid prolonged direct sunlight
• Great For: Laptops, tumblers, notebooks, toolboxes, and hard cases
• Produced By: JEK Supply & Printing