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Hey Laser Lips Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Hey Laser Lips Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

$7.45 USD
$7.45 USD
$7.45 each
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Fans of classic robots and cult sci-fi humor will immediately recognize the inspiration behind this "Hey, Laser Lips! Your Mother Was a Snow Blower!" morale patch. Featuring a detailed robot illustration and one of the most memorable movie insults ever delivered, this patch brings nostalgic 1980s movie humor to your gear setup. It's the perfect conversation starter for anyone who appreciates classic films, sarcastic humor, and retro pop culture references.

Precision laser engraved on durable synthetic material, this patch is built for everyday use on range bags, backpacks, patch walls, headliners, and tactical gear. Finished with genuine VELCRO® Brand hook backing and proudly made in the USA, it's a fun addition to any morale patch collection.

Each patch is precision engraved on synthetic leather with sharp detail, bold detail, and a low-profile tactical design that looks right at home on duty gear, range kits, first responder equipment, military loadouts, work bags, or casual everyday setups. From subdued tactical styles to colored variants and patriotic designs, every patch is built with the same attention to detail and made to hold up through real-world use.

The permanently attached hook backing makes installation fast and secure on any loop-compatible surface and uses a heat activated adhesive for a smooth, zero-stitch, finish. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to swap between setups, these patches are designed for collectors, law enforcement, military personnel, firefighters, EMS, dispatchers, corrections, security, and anyone who takes pride in what their patch represents.

Product Specifications

• Dimensions: 2" x 3" standard morale patch format
• Material: Synthetic PU Material (PVC patch feel)
• Attachment: VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
• Build: Laser engraved within a 0.04mm tolerance
• Packaging: Individually packaged
• Origin: Proudly made in Knoxville, TN
• Warranty: Guaranteed against manufacturing defects

Compatible With

• Plate carriers
• Chest rigs
• Range bags
• Hats & jackets
• Headliners
• Backpacks & EDC gear

 

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