I Can't Be Trusted Vinyl Sticker

☢️ I Can’t Be Trusted With Nuclear Launch Codes – Funny Colorful Gloss Vinyl Sticker for Water Bottles, Laptops & More – Made in USA

Add a blast of humor to your daily gear with this "I Can’t Be Trusted With Nuclear Launch Codes" sticker! Featuring bold, colorful text and a cheeky sense of danger, this high-gloss vinyl decal is perfect for anyone who enjoys sarcastic jokes and edgy humor. Whether you’re decorating your laptop, water bottle, or locker, this sticker is guaranteed to make people stop and laugh (or worry... just a little).

Great for pranksters, office clowns, or that one friend who probably shouldn't be near any big red buttons.

✅ Product Features:

Vibrant Glossy Waterproof Vinyl – Printed and laminated for long-lasting use on your favorite indoor surfaces.

Hilarious Nuclear-Themed Design – Bright typography with a cheeky message that sparks laughs.

Easy Peel & Stick – Applies cleanly to laptops, tumblers, clipboards, and more.

Multiple Sizes Available – From small gadget decals to bold statement pieces.

Made in the USA – Proudly designed, printed, and shipped from Knoxville, TN.

📦 Important Notes:

Measured by Width – Sizes are based on the widest part of the design.

Fade Warning – Ink is not UV-resistant. Avoid prolonged sun exposure.

Envelope Delivery – Ships in a red or white standard envelope—don’t toss it thinking it’s junk mail!

Handling Time – Most orders ship same or next day, though we allow 2 days to account for family life.

🔧 Recommended For:

Laptops & Tablets

Water Bottles

Tumblers & Mugs

Toolboxes

Clipboards

Notebooks

Fridges & Ice Chests

Interior Surfaces

Custom Gift Packaging

Hard Hats (1.5” & 2” sizes)

❌ Not Recommended For:

Exterior Car Windows or Bumpers

Direct Sunlight/Outdoor Use

🔥 Why Choose This Decal?

If you're the kind of person who probably shouldn't have access to anything important—or just want to make people laugh—this sticker is the perfect match. It's bold, hilarious, and totally on-brand for those who love chaotic energy.

🛒 Get yours today and let your gear shout your sense of humor without saying a word.

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