• A rectangular embroidered patch with red text reading 'I SAY MEAN HURTFUL ACCURATE THINGS' on a black background with a white border, attached to tan tactical gear with Velcro and buckles.
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  • A digital infographic explaining the shipping and order processing workflow for 'Jeksp Supply & Printing'. It features a step-by-step diagram from Order Placed to Order Shipped, along with icons, text detailing standard 5 business day processing times, and contact information for shipping inquiries.
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I Say Mean, Hurtful, Accurate Things Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Say Mean, Hurtful, Accurate Things Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

$8.95 USD
$8.95 USD
$8.95 each
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Some people believe honesty is the best policy. Others just happen to deliver it with absolutely no cushioning. The “I Say Mean, Hurtful, Accurate Things” embroidered morale patch is for those moments when the truth is technically correct, even if nobody particularly enjoyed hearing it.

Measuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch uses bold red lettering on a black background with a white embroidered border. The red text gives the phrase an intentionally sharp, attention-grabbing look, while the simple layout keeps the punchline easy to read without unnecessary graphics.

The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for easy attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around sarcastic sayings, brutally honest humor, workplace jokes, and personality patches that do not bother sugarcoating the message.

Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. Consider it a convenient disclaimer for anyone who has ever had to explain, “I wasn’t trying to be rude, I was just being accurate.”

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