• If You Can Read This You Are Too Close embroidered morale patch: tactical pouch in olive drab/khaki fabric with a black rectangular patch that reads 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE' in white lettering. A woven strap.
  • If You Can Read This You Are Too Close embroidered morale patch: hand holding a small rectangular black embroidered patch with white text that reads, 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE,' against a rustic wood and dark brown.
  • If You Can Read This You Are Too Close embroidered morale patch: red and black zippered pouch with a black hook-and-loop patch in the center that reads 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE' in white text, shown against a gray.
  • If You Can Read This You Are Too Close embroidered morale patch: black embroidered patch with white text reading 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE' on a textured gray background.
  • If You Can Read This You Are Too Close embroidered morale patch: rectangular embroidered patch with white text reading 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE' inside a clear plastic retail sleeve on a dark textured background.
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If You Can Read This You Are Too Close Funny Embroidered Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close Funny Embroidered Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

$8.45 USD
$8.45 USD
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If You Can Read This You Are Too Close Embroidered Morale Patch

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close is a polite request for personal space disguised as a warning.

What makes this one work is the contrast between a neatly stitched patch and a message that refuses to behave. The little piece becomes a conversation starter the moment someone actually reads it. It's well suited to a patch wall or everyday bag where your sense of humor can show.

Because the design is stitched onto fabric, it has a different visual weight than a decal. The finished outline keeps the subject defined and easy to find among a row of patches. It fits a compatible patch area or can live on a collection board when you're not wearing it.

Patch details

  • Size: 2 × 3 inches
  • Type: Embroidered morale patch on heavy duck canvas
  • Backing: VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for compatible loop surfaces
  • Made in: Knoxville, Tennessee, USA

A little personality goes a long way, especially when it's stitched into your gear.

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