Not Special, Just An Asshole Funny VELCRO® Morale Patch | Made in USA

Not everyone gets a participation trophy. This "Not Special, Just An Asshole" morale patch delivers brutally honest humor with a straightforward design that leaves little room for interpretation. Whether it's for your range bag, work bag, jacket, patch wall, or just to get a laugh from friends and coworkers, this patch is perfect for those who appreciate sarcasm, self-awareness, and unapologetic attitude.

Built for the people who wear their pride on their gear, these embroidered patches are made to stand out. Whether you run a plate carrier, gear bag, range setup, jacket, headliner, or everyday carry pack, these patches add a clean, professional look with rugged durability you can rely on.

Each patch is stitched on heavy duck canvas with clear embroidery, bold detail, and a low-profile tactical design that looks right at home on duty gear, range kits, first responder equipment, military loadouts, work bags, or casual everyday setups. From subdued tactical styles to color variants and patriotic designs, every patch is built with the same attention to detail and made to hold up through real-world use.

The permanently attached hook backing makes installation fast and secure on any loop-compatible surface. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to swap between setups, these patches are designed for collectors, law enforcement, military personnel, firefighters, EMS, dispatchers, corrections, security, and anyone who takes pride in what patches they display.

Product Specifications

• Dimensions: 2" x 3" standard morale patch size
• Material: Heavy-duty duck canvas base construction
• Attachment: Permanent hook side Velcro backing
• Build: Detailed embroidery with clean border stitching
• Packaging: Individually packaged
• Origin: Proudly made in the USA
• Warranty: Guaranteed against manufacturing defects

Compatible With

• Plate carriers
• Chest rigs
• Range bags
• Hats & jackets
• Headliners
• Backpacks & EDC gear