• A rectangular embroidered patch with the text 'NOT THE WORST EMPLOYEE' in white on a black background with a red border, shown attached to a tan tactical plate carrier.
  • A hand holding a rectangular embroidered patch with the text 'NOT THE WORST EMPLOYEE' in white on a black background, bordered in red. The hand is positioned against a solid orange background.
  • A digital infographic explaining the shipping and order processing workflow for 'Jeksp Supply & Printing'. It features a step-by-step diagram from Order Placed to Order Shipped, along with icons, text detailing standard 5 business day processing times, and contact information for shipping inquiries.
  • An olive green tactical pouch featuring a rectangular embroidered patch with the text 'NOT THE WORST EMPLOYEE' in white on a black background, bordered in red.
  • A product specification graphic for a morale patch. The image features a black rectangular canvas patch with a red merrowed border and white embroidered text reading 'NOT THE WORST EMPLOYEE'.
  • A novelty figurine of an astronaut in a white spacesuit holding a black sign with a red border that reads 'NOT THE WORST EMPLOYEE' in white letters, standing on a gray rock base against a two-tone orange and gray background.
  • A rectangular embroidered patch with a black background, red border, and white text reading 'NOT THE WORST EMPLOYEE' against a two-tone orange and gray background.
  • An olive green tactical pouch with a front zipper and a rectangular embroidered patch that reads 'NOT THE WORST EMPLOYEE' in white text on a black background with a red border, set against an orange and light blue background.
  • Two embroidered rectangular patches on a plain gray background. The front patch is black with white text reading 'NOT THE WORST EMPLOYEE' and a red border, while the back patch shows the dark adhesive side with a red and white edge.
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  • A hand holds a packaged embroidered patch that reads 'NOT THE WORST EMPLOYEE' in white letters on a black background with a red border, against an orange background. The package shows the brand JEKSP Design Systems.
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Not The Worst Employee Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Not The Worst Employee Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

$8.95 USD
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Not everyone can be Employee of the Month. Some of us are just proud to be safely above last place. The “Not The Worst Employee” embroidered morale patch celebrates the kind of workplace achievement that probably will not earn you a plaque, but still deserves a little recognition.

This 2x3-inch rectangular patch uses bold white lettering on a black background with a bright red border, giving the joke a clean, high-contrast look that reads easily at a glance. The wording plays off classic employee-of-the-month humor while setting the bar at a much more realistic level: you showed up, you did some work, and statistically speaking, somebody probably did worse.

The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for easy attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, work gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around workplace humor, sarcastic sayings, and blue-collar comedy.

Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. Wear it with confidence, because being the best is exhausting, but being “not the worst” feels surprisingly achievable.

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