Raised on Hose Water & Neglect | Embroidered Patch
Some childhoods came with filtered water, scheduled activities, and constant supervision. Others came with a garden hose, a screen door slamming behind you, and instructions to be home before dark. The “Raised on Hose Water & Neglect” embroidered morale patch turns that old-school survival humor into a simple, sarcastic statement.
Measuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular patch features bold white lettering on a black background for a clean, easy-to-read look. The stripped-down design keeps all the attention on the phrase, making it a natural fit for collections built around generational humor, sarcastic sayings, and slightly questionable nostalgia.
The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for easy attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It is easy to swap in whenever your setup needs a little more personality and a reminder of how loosely supervised childhood could apparently be.
Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. Consider it a small badge of honor for anyone who somehow made it through the era of drinking straight from the hose.
Patch details
Approximate size: 2x3 inches
Construction: Embroidered patch
Backing: VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for compatible loop surfaces
