Today's Good Mood Is Sponsored By Vodka Funny Embroidered Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Some good moods come from getting enough sleep, finishing everything on the to-do list, or finally having a quiet afternoon. According to this patch, today’s explanation is apparently much simpler: vodka gets the sponsorship credit.

The “Today’s Good Mood Is Sponsored By Vodka” embroidered morale patch delivers its sarcasm like a tiny advertising campaign nobody approved. The setup appears in bold red lettering across the top, while the oversized white “VODKA” at the bottom makes absolutely certain nobody misses who is supposedly funding today’s improved attitude. Set against a dark background, the simple two-color message has the right mix of deadpan presentation and questionable optimism.

Measuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch is an easy addition to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, or a patch wall filled with sarcastic sayings and adult humor. It works especially well in collections built around bad-day recovery, weekend humor, social jokes, and patches that offer explanations nobody actually requested.

The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible hook-and-loop surfaces, making it easy to move around whenever your patch lineup needs a little attitude.

Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. Tomorrow’s mood may need a different sponsor, but today’s contract has apparently already been signed.