• Women Call Me Ugly and Poor laser-engraved synthetic patch: an orange rectangular synthetic engraved patch with black text, shown attached to tan tactical vest fabric. Text overlays read 'SYNTHETIC ENGRAVED PATCH', 'VELCRO®.
  • Women Call Me Ugly and Poor laser-engraved synthetic patch: a rectangular beige morale patch with black text, mounted on a gray hook-and-loop panel of a tactical vest. The patch reads: 'WOMEN ALWAYS GALL ME UGLY UNTIL THEY.
  • Women Call Me Ugly and Poor synthetic laser-engraved patch, color variant image.
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Women Call Me Ugly and Poor Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Women Call Me Ugly and Poor Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

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Women Call Me Ugly and Poor — Laser Engraved Morale Patch

'Women Call Me Ugly and Poor' is a deliberately self-deprecating punchline with no interest in boosting your ego. Select your preferred color or battalion option before ordering.

The design is laser engraved onto flexible synthetic patch material for a crisp, durable-looking contrast. This format gives the emblem or saying its own texture rather than relying on a printed graphic. Its engraved lines stand out without a separate printed ink layer. The hook backing works with compatible loop surfaces on patch panels, backpacks, equipment bags, and displays.

Patch details

  • Size: 2 × 3 inches
  • Material: Laser-engraved synthetic PU patch material
  • Backing: VELCRO® Brand hook fastener
  • Colors: Choose from the listed color or pattern variants
  • Made in: Knoxville, Tennessee, USA

If you appreciate offbeat humor, this small statement is a fun addition to the collection.

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